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"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

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14 hours ago
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dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

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14 hours ago
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gorgeouswhiteboy:

food-vacuum:

onbrokenwingswefall:

top gear.. full of 13 year olds

why is there a female version of him in the row behind

Thats his male cohost James

(Source: topgearaddiction, via drumsandzelda)

14 hours ago
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penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

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15 hours ago
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allwaswell-759:

So my older brother was in a book store and picked up a book about the difficulties faced by same sex parents in society today when a woman came up and bitched him out for being “too young to be reading a book about THAT sort of people.” He saw that she was carrying the third Hunger Games Book so he stared her dead in the eyes and hissed “Prim dies.” and walked away and I have never been prouder to have him as my sibling.

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15 hours ago
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16 hours ago
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michellehoebama2:

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FIRST SENTENCE IS

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16 hours ago
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drumsandzelda:

brandon100193:

This is why I have no friends

Still a better love story than Twilight.

14 hours ago
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browningtons:

fantasticurl:

i have accidentally kept the stopwatch on my ipod going for 22093 hours
920 days
two and a half years

browningtons:

fantasticurl:

i have accidentally kept the stopwatch on my ipod going for 22093 hours

920 days

two and a half years

image

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14 hours ago
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adriofthedead:

squidnapped:

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

imagine sitting at it naked and leaving ya ball prints on that lil seat

imagine coming home and realizing someone fucked on your table

(Source: rialxoan, via serendipitme)

15 hours ago
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noroit:

darnni:

I DIDN’T THINK THIS VIDEO WOULD BE FUNNY WHEN I CLICKED ON IT AND BOY WAS I WRONG

I think about this video a lot

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16 hours ago
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