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chicagobowls:

Deafblind Brazilian “watches” World Cup with the help of his friends - Video

THESE are real friends. Absolutely amazing.

Real friends right here

homies stay holding it down

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1 hour ago
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straight-from-the-earth:

I was not expecting that last photo

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choochoobear:

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

Give unto me.

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2 days ago
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omicron:

Matt you got no chill hahaha

omicron:

Matt you got no chill hahaha

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2 days ago
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donnacabonna:

backdoorteenmom:

Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school

haha jokes about school shootings

donnacabonna:

backdoorteenmom:

Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school

haha jokes about school shootings

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2 days ago
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neverlaur:

neverlaur:

bowlingforwhoop:

neverlaur:

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.
Jake: You’ve got to be kidding meDad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

neverlaur:

neverlaur:

bowlingforwhoop:

neverlaur:

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

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2 days ago
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maryjunenotmaryjane:

thegayloki:

danglingthpider:

rabioheab:

rabioheab:

i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures

i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly

don’t be a celsiass

its too fahrenlate 

*waves hands helplessly* kelvin

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1 hour ago
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nipplebutt:

basedgosh:

a national hero

look at his little shoes

nipplebutt:

basedgosh:

a national hero

look at his little shoes

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miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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2 days ago
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